On about the 14th me and my mum are flying to our holiday home in Goa. It's two stories and a big basement and it has a wondrous view of the forest. It's also a short walk to a not too crowded beach. I'm probably going to have a few chances to go on the internet there and I'll e there 3 weeks so I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do on the internet when I get back. Oh internet why don't you have a pause button?

School is starting to intervene with my free time. Usually I would have time for sites like NG but Im probably going to have to leave it for a while. And here's the best comic ever made for your amusement. What can I say? It speaks to me.

Fucking love those guys. Because they made THIS! Remind you of anyone?

On a side not I'm banned from the BBS for a day. Damn Spam topics...

Well lately we've had loads of information on Spore.

New features such as enslavement.
Bunch of new screenshots.
Confirmations.
And it looks more amazing than ever.

But... now it's in September. It looks awesome and this new news will keep me going for a while but... I WANT IT NOW!

I just want February to end. Soon. March is when Spore is coming out so lots of fun there and April I can get my hands on Brawl. Nothing much going on in February, hell even my Birthday won't be exciting. As soon as it ends I'll be glad.

Well sadly I have to put it here instead of on a thread according to the mods. Oh well.

A storm was coming.
All the pirates could sense it. It was a chill in their bones they could feel that this storm was no mere storm, no it shouted human fury at the pirates. Captain Thos was in his study at the time absolutely pissed when the ship rocked and awoke him from his drunken slumber of pink elephants.
"Er what? What's that? God damn sea one of these days I'll quit this business." Said captain Thos
Now the storm was getting higher and higher Captain Thos went out to investigate what was going on only to find the rest of his crew on the deck staring in awe, which was unusual because usually at this time they were drunk. But they were staring at a hurricane a massive one at that and then suddenly a huge blinding lightning strike as if the gods were showing a symbol of anger at this hurricane came down upon the hurricane and it vanished but the sea was trembling. As if something was rising...

Chapter 2- Oh Bugger

Captain Thos didn't like the look of this, also he was too drunk to deal with it he knew he would have to make port quickly a storm would come and he had to get the hell out of here and fast or else.
"First Mate Searpent get the fuck over here now! Set a course to the nearest topic around!"
The man name Searpent walked towards the captain from the mast he was a big man with broad shoulders about 6 foot 4 but unlike the rest of the men on the ship "The Hydra" who usually wore black he wore a lovely pink top was well groomed and always had a big kind smile on his face.
"Oh yes captain darling setting a course to a fanboy thread! Now I know you don't like them ducky but we simply HAVE to go there to avoid the horrid and ugly storm! Besides they have a lovely meals there I hear. And maybe we can pick up a few crew members since some have died." He said.
"Very well first mate make it so. God I need a drink to deal with all this." Replied the captsain.
They gently set sail to the fanboy thread through the sea that is General it was a rough journey but the men made the best of it by getting pissed. Again. When they had Anchored at the thread they walked past the arguing and fighting going there and Searpent went to a shop where he would shop for provisions and recruits while Captain Thos headed for the inn for a nice cold glass of beer. As he entered he was greeted by the normal throw of a bottle at him which he dodged with years of practice and sat down for a drink. In the shadows someone was watching him...

Captain Thos was on his 5th beer and getting a pit tipsy. A shadowy figure decided that now was the time to take action and walked up to him slowly as if going in caution. The figure sat next to the captain.
"Another drink for this man here." Said the figure in a dark mysterious voice while pointing to the captain.
"Aw thanks mate. Yo-You are de besht!" Said the captain with a drunken smile on his face.
"An interesting ship you have their. Most have mermaid on their ship while you use a hydra,"
"It'sh what the shipsh called *hic* " Replied the captain half drunk by now.
"Seems to be a bit damaged. What did happen to your ship?" Inquired the man in his dark voice.
"Caught in a storm. N- no normal storm though. It was huge and furious and something was RISING."
"Hmm? I myself am a mage we are taught a few geographical facts. Maybe I could inspect this ship."
"Shure we're looking for crew members anyway. What's your name?"
"My name? It matters not and is exceedingly long simply use the abbreviation MCU."

Searpent had trouble entering the shop as he was so huge. In his pink tank top and tight white pants he stood from the crowd. He bought some food,wine,swords and some absolutely FABULOUS pants.
He would have to start recruiting soon but he still could shop a bit more he walked though the town many people were fighting on the street and a man tried to mug him on the street but was soon knocked out. He wondered if he could use this man...but there was no time for that. Well at least at the moment, he saw a shop with a strangely occult eye symbol on the front and he decided to inspect it...

Chapter 4- Background/Stalling
MCU led the drunk Captain Thos through the town stopping for the captain to throw up violently.
"We're close. We need to stop at my office to pick up some thing." Said MCU
"What things? We got everything at the ship. Booze,Clothes,Food and of course Booze. What else could you need?" Asked Thos
"Captain a mage like myself needs much equipment to study the ocean. I am not a water mage, I an a Pyromancer."
"What? Pyromancer? I thought you all did magic."
"The world of Mages and Wizards is far more complicated than that, all Mages and Wizards are blessed with Magical potential but Magical potential differs between each mage. Magic usually folows some sort of element and in rare cases Light and Dark, I myself was blessed with mastery over fire. So to inspect the water I will need to tune myself to water using occult symbols witch is why we must go to my office at the prestigious Magical monastery to get such items." Explained MCU
"Er what?" Said a confused and still slightly drunk Thos.
"I specialise in fire and I need a magical item to study water."
"Oh. Why didn't you just say so then?" Replied Thos.
MCU sighed. Working with this drunkard might be harder than he thought but the means would meet the end he was sure of it. The came across the monetary of Magic a huge golden building with giant towers they enter it through a solid brass gate and walked through aged stone halls. They finall came across a platform with a weird star and a oddly familiar to Thos occult eye. He had seen it somewhere...
"Romae!" Said MCU and the platform rise up and up Captain Thos was half terrified!
They reached a room and MCU entered it and crabbed a Black steel staff with an occult eye on it and a robe.
"So where's this equipment then?" Inquired Captain Thos.
"In the robe my dear captain" then seeing the Captains puzzled face he added to what he had said
"It's a magic robe."
"Oh. Well let's get going." Said Captain Thos
"You go ahead Captain I will be with you."
"Ok." And Captain Thos walked down the steps back to the main floor.
MCU then certain the Captain was out of ear shot pulled out an orb from his black robe and smiled.
"All is going to plan master." Said MCU then walked to Captain Thos.

Well that's the story so far I don't know if I will continue I doubt many people will read all this but if you want to be in it you can PM me.

Chapter 5- We finally get some action!
Searpent walked into the shop and was greeted by shrunken heads and eye balls in jars. The place was indeed odd but Searpent couldn't help noticing that the purple curtains and drapes were absolutely FABULOUS! But further along this strange building was a long table with a purple quilted cover and a hooded man holding an orb the man shaked the ord and snow fell out of the thing.
"Man I love these damn things!" Cackled the man and the voice was quite young.
"Weird man with great fashion sense what do you sell?" Inquired Searpent as he looked around.
"The future,the past, the present and discount insurence." Replied the man with a grin.
"Tell me about my future then you strange mad man." Said Searpent
"Candy why I tell you it?" Asked the man with lollipops in his hand "The names Sainth by the way."
"Hello Sainth and I don't except candy from people I don't know unless they are going to rape me."
"Very well then. Let me get my real orb." Said Sainth and he put his hand in his robe to get it,
The orb had mist in it and was swirling in ir as all occult objects do. Searpent looked closely at it.
"Sainth what do you say? What is in my future?" Asked Searpent impatiently.
"Look very closely..." Said Sainth in a luring voice.
Searpent edged closer to the orb yet all he could see was mist. He heard rustling and suddenly BAM! He was hit by a wooden board hard at his head. Damn that strange man and his damn trick.
"Now to see what this one has got..." Said Sainth as all the lights went out for Searpent.
Hours on Searpent was stark naked in the street women pointing at him some giggling some gasping.
"Damn man didn't even have the courtesy to rape me." Mutter Searpent as he rubbed his head.

Somewhere at port a man was being given Searpents clothes and found a locket. The man looked at it.
"Ha. Here? Well, well seems the Hydra has a few secrets."

I asked if this story could be put in a thread again to a mod have yet to be given a reply.
I have been given a reply and they said they are still not entirely sure. Well it's looking dim for this to be my 3,000th post.

Lovely I know and I can't wait till I get the wine bottle but one thing about the redesign is that I forgot to save my signature and profile picture so now I am going to have to get them again. Oh well. :P